...

faster, faster...

There's no earthly way of knowing,

which direction we are going.

There's no knowing where we're rowing,

or which way the river's flowing.

Is it raining? Is it snowing?

Is a hurricane a-blowing?

Not a speck of light is showing

So the danger must be growing. 

By the fires of hell a-glowing.

Is the grizzly reaper mowing?

Yes! The danger must be growing!

For the rowers keep on rowing!

And they're certainly not showing, 

any signs that they are slowing.

What have we here?

Hello Kitten! When do we start the killing?

Good Luck! Stay clean! Shower safe!

Olly olly oxen free!!

Today marks a most glorious occasion. The day when Dynasty came "home" from the store to begin his "work."

If you find that the esteemed butler monkey, Dynasty, has come to stay at your home feel honored. And scared. If he stays past three days he comes to life and will begin to make 'fun' happen.

The only way to stop Dynasty is to assign him to a new dirty home.

Instructions for Reassigning Dynasty:

1_When you find him, place him out in the open where he can be watched. This is important, for when he goes on the move again, everyone will know.

2_Secretly plant him in his new residence. This must be a secret because nobody wants to admit that they need a butler. And nobody wants a butler like Dynasty. (He loves to wait in the most curious of places.)